Koala Balls
i hope you guys can see the complexity of this piece. read once all the way through, then read it excluding the words in parentheses, and then read only the words in parentheses
literally the coolest thing ever
to whoever wrote this: you are crazy talented
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(2 days ago)
253,610 notesi never understood
what made your lips on my neck
such an intimate affair
until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized
you could tear open my throat
and make me bleed out in your arms
but instead
you chose to kiss
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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.this is a flopping penis tho
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my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
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235,359 notesi find comfort in the fact that there is someone in this world who is worse at dancing than i am
and that person is Billie Joe Armstrong
Is it sad that I’m even worse than that?
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A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.
Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori
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“The ending is the moment of moments.”
Watch Matt Smith and Jenna Coleman introduce The Name of The Doctor here.
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